Fourth of July Crack Ups
"What's the difference between a duck and George Washington? - One has a bill on his face, the other has his face on a bill."
"Why did the duck say, 'Bang'?" - Because he was a firequaker."
"What's the difference between a duck and George Washington? - One has a bill on his face, the other has his face on a bill."
"Why did the duck say, 'Bang'?" - Because he was a firequaker."